goodisonopheliac
Player Valuation: £30m
That blert with the 'D1v0ck' tattoo after the derby.
Liverpool embarrassing themselves and football. (a definitive list)
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Signing up to an Everton forum pretending to be a blue
@HongKongToffee
@scotchbutterpin
@TheBrace
@havrey0123
@HongKongToffee
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@TheBrace
@havrey0123
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £35m
You have no self awareness so they are never embarrassed
hallamblue
Player Valuation: £50m
I saw an article about Salah winning African player of the year and it mentioned him being injured after a challenge by Ramos. FFS he fell over, it wasn't even a foul.
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £35m
Likes to park in disabled parking bays at his gym . The big nosed mess
He must be registered with that nose mate, it must affect his balance.
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £35m
He got bullied by his own and doesn’t go anymore
Anyone mentioned them shunning Shanks and barring him from Anfield in his retirement and us Evertonians showing him respect and making him welcome at Goodison.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
This one is right up there. I sometimes remember this puke inducing effort, and snigger. I imagine some sad piece of work wearing full kit and shin pads, with a captains armband, sat in his candle lit bedsit fawning over ms paint on his windows 98 PC, day after day, chanting and praying like a medieval monk writing embellished script in the book of Kells- to come up with this.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Michael Shields, that was embarrassing.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
haha amazing, forgot about that!!
The pundits. Their seemingly endless procession of old boys infesting the media and spreading the cults gospel.
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