Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Come on Everton. Deez are sh*t deez. Let's make sure Carragher's last derby is his worst in living memory. Also I want Steevie Me off on a stretcher by half time.
Oh Christ Michael.
I effing hate the Derby.

Because we're a bunch of utter fannies?
Don't know whats up with me today, i am pumped for this, bouncing round the house![]()
We hate derbys
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