Russian Evertonian
Player Valuation: £6m
Picked up a knee injury when lifted wardrobe with Tommy...
Hope it's not bad mate.Picked up a knee injury when lifted wardrobe with Tommy...
Are you turning into the Darron Gibson of furniture movers mate?Picked up a knee injury when lifted wardrobe with Tommy...
No mate, I don't drive bike when I am drunkAre you turning into the Darron Gibson of furniture movers mate?

I leaved sofa at the ground floor in the communal area now cause you need about 2-3 more people to lift it... It's a heavy weight
Just need a few people to lift it...
I saw just a very fat women once mateAw mate....i'm a bit durkn! Whatabout the neighbours?

Is she heavier than the couch ?I saw just a very fat women once mate![]()
It is. But I believe we need 3 or 4 people...Is the sofa still in the communal area? When are you gonna move it? I can try and send my fella round?

I saw just a very fat women once mate![]()

Haha! Why?Any chance of her phone number mate?![]()