Match Thread Lincoln City vs Everton - Carabao Cup, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Blue Juice]

This referee is the biggest Stevie Me Pinster the world has ever seen. Get back to watching your wife be used by the locals you absolute no Mark

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Delph floats too many passes.

 

[KaiserEFC]

This referee is the biggest Stevie Me Pinster the world has ever seen. Get back to watching your wife be used by the locals you absolute no Mark

Is Lincoln not just one giant dogging car park?

 

[Blue Juice]

Delph is giving me PTSD with these floated balls

 

[No8Bally]

Here's another mad stat for you..

Moise Kean is the first player born in the 2000's to make a senior start for Everton.

Those of us born in the 1950's really do feel old now.

 

[Death]

Just been nosing through some stats, and I was amazed to read that Alex Iwobi was born in 1996. I have socks older than him! Footballers and policemen look very young to me these days

Oh gosh. Who let grandad bally on the internet this late. Meds and bed or we will change the password on the WiFi grandad.

 

[aazak]

Digne, Bernard and iwobi will be a triangle of sex this season

Half man, half Hamster?

 

[jaspercabbage]

Oh gosh. Who let grandad bally on the internet this late. Meds and bed or we will change the password on the WiFi grandad.

Shouldn't you be sharpening your scythe?

 

[Eggs]

....so loved that, the way Iwobi bust a gut to get in the 6 yard box for that cross that led to a corner.

Not as good as the Digne goal, not picked up by the commentator but so encouraging.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Michael Keane could head a ball into the 16th dimension where everything is upside down and floating about with tentacles.

 

[Sharpattack]

It’s official. Morgan Schneiderlin is crap.

 

[Death]

Shouldn't you be sharpening your scythe?

Bally is in no condition to but up a fight. No need for that.

 

[matty1878]

Our left side is superb

 

[sageyefc]

Where's akindes nose?? Proper voldermort him

 

[Death]

It’s official. Morgan Schneiderlin is crap.

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