Life Lessons

[Avaseer]

Some things, once taught can completely change the way you do things.

A couple of months ago I read that dropping a well placed piece of toilet paper in a public toilet before you go will eliminate splashback and noise. Amazing. This simple instruction which i had never thought of myself has completely changed the way I approach public toilets.


Focus: Has anyone got a life lesson that is worth sharing or could make the simple things that much easier?

 

[spikeman]

Some things, once taught can completely change the way you do things.

A couple of months ago I read that dropping a well placed piece of toilet paper in a public toilet before you go will eliminate splashback and noise. Amazing. This simple instruction which i had never thought of myself has completely changed the way I approach public toilets.


Focus: Has anyone got a life lesson that is worth sharing or could make the simple things that much easier?

Just reading that has changed my life. Thank you.

 

[McBain]

Some things, once taught can completely change the way you do things.

A couple of months ago I read that dropping a well placed piece of toilet paper in a public toilet before you go will eliminate splashback and noise. Amazing. This simple instruction which i had never thought of myself has completely changed the way I approach public toilets.


Focus: Has anyone got a life lesson that is worth sharing or could make the simple things that much easier?

Sweet Lord I cant even lift the lid without dunny paper protection let alone splashback!!!

 

[EFCNIK]

I had to use one the other day and I always use that trick, but I still hate it. Unfortunatly, half way through, I was actually convinced I wouldn't get out alive. It was the widest, thickest otter I have EVER slipped out. And it was hard. Literally I thought I was gonna prolapse if I pushed any harder. Anyway I managed to finally squeeze this monster out, looked at the damage, and I couldn't believe how massive it was. Not nessessarily the longest I've ever done (although it was fairly long) but certainly the widest and hardest. Proper hurt. You know when you make the first push, you get that flood of emotions? Well in those 10 seconds or so I had literally, I kid you not, convinced myself that I was going to die.

 

[bluejock]

A splash mat is essential in modern day deep well lavvies.

My life lesson would be to sleep when you can, never get separated from your bag and never drive past a mcdonalds, you don't know when the next one will come along.

All learned in the glorious world of Support Helicopters. Wokka wokka

 

[bluejock]

A splash mat is essential in modern day deep well lavvies.

My life lesson would be to sleep when you can, never get separated from your bag and never drive past a mcdonalds, you don't know when the next one will come along.

All learned in the glorious world of Support Helicopters. Wokka wokka

 

[bluejock]

Oh, and if you're going to **** someone on a night out, always confirm gender before taking them home.

Once you cross the bedroom door, there's no going back

 

[ToffeeMark]

be creative on your cv (resume).

 

[Pblueman]

Blue jock - once over the threshold there is no going back agreed but "apparently it only passes for gay if you enjoy it or push back?
Words of wisdom from the RN helicopter force Amen

 

[bluejock]

Blue jock - once over the threshold there is no going back agreed but "apparently it only passes for gay if you enjoy it or push back?
Words of wisdom from the RN helicopter force Amen

You navy boys are all the same!

I heard it's only gay if you cry

 

[Pblueman]

LMAO
Yessir

 

[McBain]

I saw a huge turd in the loos in the cinema once, and the bowl was broken.

It was before camera phones and the internet though but it made me crack up.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Very good tip. I also like to use the double flush method for really monster turds, this involves dropping said turd, wiping away the worst of the filth (sat down of course), then flushing, thus making room for the rest of the clean-up operation without blocking the sh1tter.

 

[McBain]

Very good tip. I also like to use the double flush method for really monster turds, this involves dropping said turd, wiping away the worst of the filth (sat down of course), then flushing, thus making room for the rest of the clean-up operation without blocking the sh1tter.

The feck do you eat mate??!!

 

[Titus Bramble]

I was having a "team building" lecture or some sh*t like that at uni when the topic of advice was brought up. The lecturer asked "what is the best advice any family member has ever given you?". Without skipping a beat my mate shouted out "don't do that, you'll go blind", cue mass laughter... lightened that lecture up!