LFC fans that wear the full kit around town on non-matchdays

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Sorry but I love rolling out the "oh, are they playing today" one-liner which kind of makes anyone wearing half or more of the kit look so ridiculous as to render any argument null and void. Why are they the only ones who feel compelled to wear anything (and everything) club related on a non-match day?
 
Dearie, dearie, me.

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Poor show there....no socks or shinnys.

The absolute state of it.

I'm gettin a slight whiff of sweaty feet masked by a pungent smell of "stranger danger"!
 
or the shitty jurgen klopp themed haircut, glasses and "beard", the loveheart tattoo or the kid's football boots, perfectly accompanied by the fact he can't tie his shoelaces. Imagine all the effort that went into breeding that.

About 15 seconds I shouldn't wonder.

Soon to be included in the 25th volume of Deluded Nobheads - A Photographic Miscellany of the Self Obsessed.

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Notice how the Inbred Kopite (IK) returns to the nest usually every other Monday. We tagged one that we captured after the winter migration to the shores of Liverpool Bay and followed it home to its native roost. Here is an exclusive look at one preening itself at JLA just before its flight home.. note the newly cleaned feet and the ubiquitous winter coat. When the IK returns home it seeks to find a suitable female to mate with (though often there are too many male of the species and many are known to become unsatisfied... (as previous examples in this thread have shown), frequently gaining inordinate amounts of weight and failing to maintain personal hygiene.

Uniquely amongst the subspecies Homo Sapien Kopitius Inbredredicus we see that several of the males fail to wean and remain with their mothers for over 40 years. Some are known to congregate with fellow unweaned males in roosts known as Casum Publica.
 
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