Has uncle bill been around with his packet of sweets and a bottle of tizerMy mate lives next door to Ossie and he says The Eye of The Tiger has been pumping out from Leon's sound system all week.
It's on....
A shop dummie is better tooHe's better than any other option we have bar Barkley
Sad but true
This is a spoof thread, right?
I'm hoping this is the case! Might buy it if there is some kind of coaching aspect to this curious possible signing.
I will never understand the "should have offered Osman and Hibbert coaching roles" brigade. Why would you want two at their best bang-average footballers coaching your youth players? They're a pair of losers and we're not a charity who hands out jobs.
Even if he did nearly run me down in his Audi. ON MY BIRTHDAY!