How much is it going to be? I'd like to buy it for my Dad as a joke to see his reaction, it may be an expensive joke though.
Osman on Per Kroldrup...
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Haha he is such a grass.
‘At our last Christmas do, at the Camp and Furnace in Liverpool city centre, I was sat down texting when Steven Pienaar and Joel Robles walked over and picked me up. As they carried me, I continued to text.
‘They counted “one, two, three” and threw me into a Christmas tree. My phone obviously flew out of my hand and someone picked it up.
‘Once I had untangled myself from the tree, there was no sign of my phone and I knew it was payback time for all the pranks I’d pulled over the years.
‘We moved onto the city centre and in a bar Jags gave me my phone and said ‘Ossie you’d better check it’.
I knew straight away I was in trouble. I looked at messages sent and the last recipient was David Moyes. Let’s just say that the message wasn’t complimentary.
‘I texted him the next day and wrote: “Hiya gaffer, sorry about last night. We were on our Christmas night out and someone stole my phone. I probably deserved it after all these years.”
‘He texted me back and demanded: “I want names.”
‘I’ve never asked who did it and I’ve never wanted to know because if I knew and he asked, I’d have to tell him’.
#OssieIsAGrass
I wonder who text Moyes? Funny if it was Barkley, calling him out for not playing him
Why was Robles there?
Plays for everton mateWhy was Robles there?
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