Leon Osman to Spurs

[Walken]

what a joke.

Obviously this is everton's first approach to osman's agent over a new deal, and given then he will be 33 when his current deal runs out, then a years extension isn't out of the norm. And his agent has obviously said no - do better.

Just give him a new 3 year deal on more money and tear up his current contract

Spurs. Joke

depending on what hes on right now (I have no clue), but I'd say that wouldn't be a great use of our limited resources

 

[somuchfun]

It's probably worth noting that they also ran the story below, so I'd take no notice.

It's a joke really.

 

[FTY]

It's probably worth noting that they also ran the story below, so I'd take no notice.

OMFG HAHAHAHA!

 

[Goat]

Its not true lads.

Barca have a strict midgets only rule and with me being over 6foot its off.

FFS.

 

[Brennan]

Its not true lads.

Barca have a strict midgets only rule and with me being over 6foot its off.

FFS.

That's a height rule not a width rule lad.

 

[Goat]

That's a height rule not a width rule lad.

LAD I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU LAD.

I WOULD PUT YOU IN 2 PIECES OF BREAD AND MUCNH ON YOU.

 

[bluestevon]

what the story gonna be tomorrow, Distan to Qpr, Jags to Arse, Baines to man U, all about as much legs as this bag of turd story

 

[samcdavies94]

How do these things get the go-ahead to be published? I just can't imagine a newspaper editor being happy with that.

 

[EFCNIK]

Arsed?

We should take the 6mill and buy an annex.

 

[Goat]

Arsed?

We should take the 6mill and buy an annex.

We cant build an annexe Nikelarse, cos we dont own the land.

 

[EFCNIK]

We cant build an annexe Nikelarse, cos we dont own the land.

You just want it so you can build the worlds biggest maccies don't you ffs.

 

[Goat]

You just want it so you can build the worlds biggest maccies don't you ffs.

Imagine a big Mac the size of Goodison.

 

[Steve Wigan]

In tears at some of the things in this thread. It actually scares me that people get paid to write this stuff, especially when I'm going into sports journalism. Ridiculous. But still, thing there's a queue to drive him down there but count me in!

If you're going into sports journalism you'll quickly realise that the best way to improve your career is to be the best teller of fairy tales since Hans Christian Anderson.

 

[sportbillyblue]

6m .. that I'll do nicely, thanks Leon, you've been a wonderful servant and we wish you well with your new club.

 

[Philw]

I reckon, as well as cleaning the cow pat from his bonce, he needs to write stories that aren't actually made up. I like Osman, when on form he's a boss little player, I just don't reckon anyone would pay £6m for him at this stage in his career.

Nor do I want him to go.

Thanks, just spat all over my monitor! When do I get to thumb ppl ffs!!

spurs want to control the midfield? why not sign Phil

Unlike Nev, i've realised when I'm too old....

It's probably worth noting that they also ran the story below, so I'd take no notice.

How has this not been thumbed up yet ffs

See above. Would have had a good thumbing if I could do so....