LEIGHTON BAINES NEEDS A SONG!!!

[tasslehoff]

RIGHT I AM PUTTING THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE THIS **** ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

I sit at the back of the lower gwlad. Pretty sure it was the Arsenal game, group of 5 lads from the West Country sit behind us never seen them before or since. 2 off them proper pissed 1 is proper moody (ending up nearly kicking off towards the end but I digress)

Lots of good natured banter. Laughing my tits of for most of the game, better that the usual "deez are ****e" shouts from the locals, these kids were throwing out some RANDOM ****.

Anyway he comes out with the best/worst Baines song I have ever heard, still catch my self singing it now

To the tune of "Call my maybe"

"All the other clubs
Try to sign me
Three is my number
So Call me Bainesy"

Repeat.

Honestly never laughed so hard.

 

[Stoic Ape]

obviously salt and pepper - push it
eaaasy

OOOOO BAINSEY BAINSEY!
BAINSEY BAINSEY!
OOOOO BAINSEY BAINSEY!
B-BAINSEY BAINSEEY!

 

[Fensta]

To the song Penny Lane...

Oh Leighton Baines he takes the corners and he whips em in
Running down the wing he always takes em on
At goodison in the pouring rain he will score again...

Leighton Baines is in my heart he's in my soul ( do do dodo do do dodo )
When he gets the ball he scores a goal, ( and sh*ts on ashley cole )

then another verse n chorus

 

[bignev23]

not sure about the words but surely it would have to be to the tune of a Paul Weller song or something by the who as he obviously thinks hes a mod(not the type that run this site).

One of these

 

[Azzurri]

This thread is badly Kopite.

 

[Stoic Ape]

This thread is badly Kopite.

hows that?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Leighton Baines needs a kiss...and I'll give him one, NEA.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

They Bend to the left
They Bend to the ri-ight
Bainseys free kicks
He'll bend them all night.

 

[when i score we riot]

This is disgusting.
I hope he likes Spurs' style of play. I heard his dad supports the shoite.

 

[EFC Si]

Follow follow follow,
everton is the team to follow. because our Bainsey is better than mikel arteta
He's the best little scouser we know!!

I know we were saving it for Ross but he's not going to need it for a while!

WINNER

 

[mickefc78]

He's blue, he's small,
he's magic on the ball,
Leighton Baines, Leighton Baines.

 

[Kinsa_19]

You to me are everything,
The sweetest left back in the league,
Oh Bainesy, Oh Bainesy.
And when you're running down the wing,
I know I just can't help but sing,
Oh Bainesy, Oh Bainesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxR-k_x_Ds4

 

[Jimboefc97]

RIGHT I AM PUTTING THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE THIS **** ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

I sit at the back of the lower gwlad. Pretty sure it was the Arsenal game, group of 5 lads from the West Country sit behind us never seen them before or since. 2 off them proper pissed 1 is proper moody (ending up nearly kicking off towards the end but I digress)

Lots of good natured banter. Laughing my tits of for most of the game, better that the usual "deez are ****e" shouts from the locals, these kids were throwing out some RANDOM ****.

Anyway he comes out with the best/worst Baines song I have ever heard, still catch my self singing it now

To the tune of "Call my maybe"

"All the other clubs
Try to sign me
Three is my number
So Call me Bainesy"

Repeat.

Honestly never laughed so hard.

Haha thats brilliant, i love it when you get non regulars that sing their own songs

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

You to me are everything,
The sweetest left back in the league,
Oh Bainesy, Oh Bainesy.
And when you're running down the wing,
I know I just can't help but sing,
Oh Bainesy, Oh Bainesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxR-k_x_Ds4

Not bad, that...

 

[Tin-Tin]

To the Duncan Ferguson tune

Bainsey is our hero
He wears the number 3
He ****s all over Ashley Cole
He's fu*kin quality!

He'll skin you down the line
He'll score from 30 yards
Best Left Back in the world
He plays at Goodison park.