LEIGHTON BAINES NEEDS A SONG!!!

Essex Blue · January 4, 2013

To the tune of 'Shooting Star' by Bang! (Happy Hardcore tune).

Grew up in the Gwladys stand, heâ€™s so good, heâ€™s a one man band!
He controls the left hand wing, when things go crazy!
We just need to know you care, guarantee that youâ€™ll be there.
When weâ€™re playing really ****e, will you be our guiding light?
We donâ€™t care how far, weâ€™ll send a plane, tonight. Just tell me where you are, and everythingâ€™s gona be alright!

Like Leighton Baines, running down the left hand wing!
Heâ€™s gona fly! Youâ€™re gona cry!
As he strikes the ball tonnn-ighhht!!!

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · January 4, 2013

Azzurri said:
There's been one for about 3 years like. You Kopites need to get to more away games.

3 years and still it doesnt get sung, kinda says it aint catching on really.

England will have a song before us ffs

paddockdude · January 4, 2013

To the tune of 'follow, follow'....

Woah, woah, woah,
Leighton Baines is a blue through and through,
He said "Fergie, **** off!"
Then crossed the ball in the box,
He's the greatest left back in the world.

Cena · January 4, 2013

"I know what I want and I want it now, I want you, Coz I'm Leighton Baines."

Not United cast off songs please - thanks

Twist & Shout version is a good 1

Stend · January 4, 2013

Well, shake em off, Bainsey,lad
(Shake em off Bainsey)
Twist and shout
(Twist and shout)

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Pienaar, now
(Come on Pienaar)
Come on and help Bainsey out
(help Bainsey out)

Well, turn on it Pienaar lad
(Turn on it Pienaar)
You know yas look so good
(Look so good)

Now back to Bainsey now,
(back to Bainsey)
Just like he knew that you would.....
(knew that you would)

Ahh ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh

Come on and take em on Bainsey now
(Take em on Bainsey)
Twist em inside out
(inside out)

Now back to Pienaar now,
(now back to pienaar)
And let him twist em all out

Ooooooooooo

riddick · January 4, 2013

I always thought itwas the:
Leighton baines.. you probably think this song is about you..'

paulbefc · January 4, 2013

nsno-chris said:
Though people where going to start the

'Baines.....
Baines will tear you apart (again)'

Could go for the old Robin Hood song:

Leighton Baines, Leighton Baines running down the wing
Leighton Baines, Leighton Baines running down the wing
Feared by the ****e, loved by the Blues
Leighton Baines

I like that one. Simple and perfect for him. Or the "My Lord" one. It's weird that that's never caught on despite everyone knowing that's the Baines song. It's the easiest f*cking song in the world to sing and he deserves one by now ffs. He's not arsed either way though. Which is why I love Baines. He's just boss. He is just Baines.

Gwladys St. Glory · January 4, 2013

The whole sucking off thing needs to be packed in...the kid has class, so should the song.

The_Street_End · January 4, 2013

Theres got to be a Baines song in either an Arctic Monkeys or Miles Kane tune, surely.. He would like that himself.. Iâ€˜l let the creative types sort that though

Deleted member 28206 · January 4, 2013

HEYYYYY BAINSEY I WANNA KNOWWWW WILL YA SCORE MY GOAL!!

Azzurri · January 4, 2013

Bryan said:
HEYYYYY BAINSEY I WANNA KNOWWWW WILL YA SCORE MY GOAL!!

I will swan dive from the upper Gwladys if this gets sung.

bugsy · January 4, 2013

with bainsey into indy music and has a blog maybe he could make one up himself and we would just sing it.

kabuki · January 4, 2013

Fleming33 said:
Cheryl Cole's a geordie,
She's not known for her brains,
And when she sucked off Ashley Cole
She thought of Leighton Baines!

This!

shketo · January 4, 2013

Gwladys St. Glory said:
The whole sucking off thing needs to be packed in...the kid has class, so should the song.

And it might go to his head (no pun intended). And theres no reason to believe she is strong in the employment of her laughing gear. All the evidence suggests otherwise.