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You've never lived lad. There is nothing better than waking up on a Saturday morning crying and sobbing in your own bed. You don't show your face for a week and are loaded cos you haven't spent a penny . lol
Oh I'm not saying it always worked mate, I've had the pleasure of going back to a girls flat to be seduced with lines like "pour yourself an Archers lad while I take me teeth out..."
 
Oh I'm not saying it always worked mate, I've had the pleasure of going back to a girls flat to be seduced with lines like "pour yourself an Archers lad while I take me teeth out..."

My mate went back from the Grafton, with a girl who lived at the top end of Wavertree.

The eczema on her back was that bad, he said it was like rear ending someone in a snow storm lol
 
My mate went back from the Grafton, with a girl who lived at the top end of Wavertree.

The eczema on her back was that bad, he said it was like rear ending someone in a snow storm lol
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