Michael Tsui
Player Valuation: £1.5m
People respect our fans, tradition, history and the fact that we're (albeit reluctantly) fighting (and winning, under Moyes, at least) against the wave of billionaires infiltrating the English game, while other teams languish in the bottom half, often bouncing in and out of the league, unable to challenge.
It's a shame that as soon as we get bought (LOL) by a rich owner, we'll drop like a stone and we'll have sold our souls to the devil in the eyes of football fans. It'd be strictly speaking true, but that's what you have to do or we go the way of Forest and Leeds.
Leeds is the epitome of senseless spending - more specifically, rich owners pulling off the plug.
After seeing how Hearts, Malaga, Pompey and co fail I couldn't believe that there are still people dreaming for a blue billionaire.