Last time you kissed the missus.

[rascal]

I'm kissing your ma right now

 

[coollino]

'The missus'

 

[Boss_Blue]

State of this thread.


This morning and she's got morning sickness so she can count herself lucky.

 

[Hellerad]

This morning after she fixed me an egg and toast for breakfast.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Who's missus first?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

She's got breath like a camel so I tend to avoid

 

[Kurt.]

20 mins ago, I was going in the shower and was hoping i'd manage to get her to follow me and gimme a nosh haha

 

[counsillor cox]

17/7/11, St. Marks church, Haydock, hasnt kissed me since.

 

[counsillor cox]

come on, be honest, apart from having sex when was the last time?

You kiss during sex? Multi tasking at its best, well done sir

 

[Kurt.]

difficult to kiss the mrs when i'm having sex........ she's usually at home

 

[Tramps_mate]

20 mins ago, I was going in the shower and was hoping i'd manage to get her to follow me and gimme a nosh haha

Never works...

 

[peteblue]

20 mins ago, I was going in the shower and was hoping i'd manage to get her to follow me and gimme a nosh haha

 

[Groucho]

Where, anatomically speaking?

 

[jackyboy]

Right now

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Don't even do it during sex. It's a bit gay.