Over the last few nights I watched Transformers - Age of Extinction. I knew it would be bad but watched it to see if it was worse than the last Resident Evil movie.
My word, give credit to Michael Bay. He somehow managed to make that night in 2012 when I woke up with food poisoning and proceeded to sit on the toilet for hours while my arse seeped brown water, come alive on the screen. He has a gift that Bay fella, a real gift.
Bay is definitely on my boycott list but I would be willing to watch the next Transformers movie to see if he can make an even worse movie that this marathon of painful diarrhoea.
Positives
That Shia tosser of a whinging bitch was not in it.