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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.
 
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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.
I managed to avoid this, when it was released I watched a few clips which are usually the best bits and even they looked poor
 
It’s easily in the top 10 worst films I’ve ever seen.

It’s almost impossible to mess a film up with that cast, but they’ve managed to do it with bells on.
That cast is one of the reasons I was looking it up, Murray, Iggy and Tom Waits had me thinking it's going to be on par with Zombieland/boy scouts guide at least
 
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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.
Yeah I clocked that on Netflix, knew it was going to be guff, thanks for the heads up.
 
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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.

Fully agree, me and my son went to see it at The Fact when it first came out.

Truly awful mess of a film, despite a great cast as you say.
 
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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.

Fully agree, me and my son went to see it at The Fact when it first came out.

Truly awful mess of a film, despite a great cast as you say.
How could it be so bad with that cast ???

A classic example of 'falling between two stools'.

It could not decide if it was a Zombie movie, or a satire, it ended up being neither.
 
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The Dead Don’t Die.

LOOK at that cast, how can you make a boring, disjointed, disaster of a film, with those actors !!!!

Possibly the best ensemble ever gathered together for a zombie film.

I read the reviews beforehand and I wish I’d listened to them, as it’s just dreadful.

Due to industrial scale global fracking, the earths axis resets itself, so it’s spinning the wrong way, leading to the dead reanimating ( good idea for a film )

A small town, where nothing ever happens, is suddenly overrun by the undead ( another good idea )

This is a film that that needs remaking, as it could be very good.

Not even the Cage monster could save this one.

Swerve at all costs.
Such a shame I love Bill Murray, I wish he’d done more
 

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