L.C.A.B.com . Coming to a Computer near you , SOON !!!

[little curly alan ball]

O.K. Yous all know me . Shy , retiring type . Light under bushell , kidda .
However , I am plainly Super-fukn-Man , via the interest I seem to attract every time I say that the day of the week has a " Y " , in it .

Thus , I intend to pander my , obviously , Armies of Fans , and create L.C.A.B.com , wherein , yous will be able to download your very own , L.C.A.B. App' - see what I did there ??? A TOTALLY contemporary Computer ref' !!! Bab-eh !!!
Whereupon , you can masturbate over all me arl Pearls of Wisdom . I'd love to put up a pic' , but , K.G.B. an' all that . Suffice to say , I'M FUKN GORGEOUS , so , knock yourselves out .

Bluemoon , this one is for you !!!

Envy can be a destructive emotion . Pure , unadulterated , Luuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrve , however , we can deal with .

Don't say I never do fuk all , for yous .

 

[spikeman]

EGO!!! I can't wait.

 

[little curly alan ball]

EGO!!! I can't wait.

You get the Gold Membership version , kid .

 

[spikeman]

You get the Gold Membership version , kid .

Nice

 

[little curly alan ball]

Nice

Bab-eh !!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if I didn't love you I'd think you were a tw@ !!

 

[RFUS]

Are you Jesus?

 

[little curly alan ball]

if I didn't love you I'd think you were a tw@ !!

But YOU DO !!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Are you Jesus?

Maybe . I don't know you well enough yet , for secrets , lad .

 

[spikeman]

Are you Jesus?

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

 

[little curly alan ball]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Get to fukn BED !!!

( Good line , though . TOO , fukn good . )

Sorry , didn't realise the time .

You're GROUNDED !!!

 

[spikeman]

Get to fukn BED !!!

( Good line , though . TOO , fukn good . )

It's already 7:35. I tried, but can't. I did get sleep before the quake though.

 

[little curly alan ball]

It's already 7:35. I tried, but can't. I did get sleep before the quake though.

O.K.

You're still grounded though , Comedian , boy !!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'll do a weekly column if you want, guess the size of Lcab's ego this week and win a signed picture of Ivica Slavikova. Or how many Lcab's can fit into Goats trousers, not when he's still in them like, unless of course you want him to be.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

O.K. Yous all know me . Shy , retiring type . Light under bushell , kidda .
However , I am plainly Super-fukn-Man , via the interest I seem to attract every time I say that the day of the week has a " Y " , in it .

Thus , I intend to pander my , obviously , Armies of Fans , and create L.C.A.B.com , wherein , yous will be able to download your very own , L.C.A.B. App' - see what I did there ??? A TOTALLY contemporary Computer ref' !!! Bab-eh !!!
Whereupon , you can masturbate over all me arl Pearls of Wisdom . I'd love to put up a pic' , but , K.G.B. an' all that . Suffice to say , I'M FUKN GORGEOUS , so , knock yourselves out .

Bluemoon , this one is for you !!!

Envy can be a destructive emotion . Pure , unadulterated , Luuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrve , however , we can deal with .

Don't say I never do fuk all , for yous .

Keep us posted there, LCAB.