Why didn't anyone throw a cup full of excrement over his car? It's what he would have wanted.
Someone should have told him that Alan Smith was playing at Goodison next week, the ambulance has been ordered and its tipping season ahoy.
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Why didn't anyone throw a cup full of excrement over his car? It's what he would have wanted.
love this.Have the kop done a banner for him yet?
i reckon theyll always keep us laughing with their banner stuff- btw dont buy the sun and clunk click every tripWhat were they singing to him?
I walked into the Anfield shop with my Everton top on a few years ago. I felt scared. But I live.
fairly sure that as he 1st met the crowds, the words "oh feck, the car will get trashed" would've been uttered, as I said, he could've turned down city rd, he chose to go down there.
Had it coming. Smashing up the car was a bit out of order, but then perhaps he shouldn't have been such a massive bellwhiff.
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