Kopite Blert Update

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GhostOfDixie

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Remember I was saying about that lid who jibbed me as a Twitter mate and then blocked me from adding him again, all because I apparently bullied him, well it seems he's more crazy then once thought.

He has left his missus and 2 kids and tried to get into a friend of mine who was having none of it.

Also, and get this for ******* weird. She said she was going out and that she hopes she doesn't have a hangover. So this tit gets on a train before first light, travels about an hour and half across the water multiple stops and changes, and posts a pack of bacon, some paracetemol, some batches and a sachet of ketchup, with a note that says "[persons name]'s Hangover Kit".

Then goes all the way back again. I mean what the ****?

I spoke to this girl about it, and he's full on lost the plot, so I feel less guilty about him thinking I was a bully, in fact I've had to speak to loads of peeps to sort it out and make sure they know that he was so far wide of the mark it's untrue.

In short, total bellend, or typical Kopite. Depends how you wanna look at it.
 

Remember I was saying about that lid who jibbed me as a Twitter mate and then blocked me from adding him again, all because I apparently bullied him, well it seems he's more crazy then once thought.

He has left his missus and 2 kids and tried to get into a friend of mine who was having none of it.

Also, and get this for ******* weird. She said she was going out and that she hopes she doesn't have a hangover. So this tit gets on a train before first light, travels about an hour and half across the water multiple stops and changes, and posts a pack of bacon, some paracetemol, some batches and a sachet of ketchup, with a note that says "[persons name]'s Hangover Kit".

Then goes all the way back again. I mean what the ****?

I spoke to this girl about it, and he's full on lost the plot, so I feel less guilty about him thinking I was a bully, in fact I've had to speak to loads of peeps to sort it out and make sure they know that he was so far wide of the mark it's untrue.

In short, total bellend, or typical Kopite. Depends how you wanna look at it.

That would be it.
 

Confused here, how did anyone know it was him if he wasn't caught playing postie? And facebook evidence doesn't count cos he could know a neighbour. Still a tit though like.
 

Talking of Kopite t**s, last tuesday at five a side I was asked to take my Everton top off (which I have worn every night for ages!) as it was making an opposition player angry! This from a player who always wears a Gerrard shirt when his team wear their red kit!

All through the game he kept coming in the area trying to "scare" me I guess. Decided that next time he does I will claim the ball properly. I may only be 5 foot 5, but I weigh 13.5 stone! He never bothered me again after that and it was all done within the laws of the game!
 
Who said the age of romance was dead eh ?

They are Barms btw, not batches.

I hear he has been hitting back at ghost for stalking him though, leaving the remittance behind the counter at the baths for 100 o.a.p.'s, he then tweets a group from the local pensioners federation when he knows ghost is heading for a dip, it's like his own private dads army he's got goin' on.
 
Apart from being a kopite I don't see what he's done wrong. If, in his mind, he was bullied by you then he was indeed bullied by you. But being the bully, I don't expect you can clearly see his point of view. It's all about perspective.

Leave him to his wooing, if he truly is trying to get in that girls pants then in my opinion he's made a decent start

Is this more about hell having no fury like a twitterer scorned?
 
I spoke to this girl about it, and he's full on lost the plot, so I feel less guilty about him thinking I was a bully, in fact I've had to speak to loads of peeps to sort it out and make sure they know that he was so far wide of the mark it's untrue.

In short, total bellend, or typical Kopite. Depends how you wanna look at it.

So your ganging up on him with your mates?

The bully cap seems to fit nicely mate, wear it.
 

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