Koeman song - Need new songs - Work in progress

[ToffeeTim]

Just the old Allez allez allio.

Except change it to Ron Koemans blue army.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Ronnie you can drive our car
Sign us lots of superstars
Ronnie you can drive our car
Cos you're happy to be Blue

 

[McBain]

To the 80s Culture Club classic "Karma Chameleon"

Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Koe-oh-man
You come and go, you come and go-oh-oh-oh
Winning would be easy if your colours were like our dreams
Blue white and gold, blue white and go-oh-oh-old

Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie Koe-oh-man
You have small boobs, you have small bo-oo-oo-oobs
Southampton would be happy if you stayed with their team
But you love the green, you love the gree-ee-ee-een

 

[BlueLlama]

to the tune of 'cant take my eyes off you'

Your just to good to be true
Better than Bobbys brown shoe
Just like Lukaku's first touch
You can improve us so much

And now that Moshiri's arrived
Europe is in my minds eye
Your just too good to be true
we hate the redshite toooooo

Der der der der der der da da da
Der der der der der der da da da

Oh Ronald Koeman
He is our boss all right
Oh Ronald Koeman
Cos Martinez was [Poor language removed]
Oh Ronald Koeman
Trust in him when he says

Oh Pretty Koeman
Take us right to the kop
Oh pretty Koeman
Better than Jurgen Klopp
Let me love

That is actual AIDS

 

[caught]

That is actual AIDS

Bit harsh mate. It only gave me gonorrhoea.

 

[BlueLlama]

Bit harsh mate. It only gave me gonorrhoea.

You must have double bagged

 

[caught]

You must have double bagged

I always wear a full body condom in a song thread.

 

[AndyC]

Will the winner be entered into Eurovision ?

 

[Connor]

Your mask is slipping Fat Eric.

 

[evertony]

Ron Koeman is a Dutchman
He wears the Royal Blue top
He comes from the land of Edam Cheese
And he hates that Jurgen Klopp

He played for Barcelona
But now he's Evertonnnnn
Captain of the Netherlands....who
Ronald f'king KOEMANNNNNNN

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Anyone seen "always sunny?"

Koe-man aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
Fighter of the Klopp-mane aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
Champion of the club aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
You're the master of good transfers and tactics for everton
Koe-man aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh

 

[the_tourist]

Together we'll stand
Divided we'll fall
Come on now, people
Let's get on the ball

And work together
Koeman, Koeman
Let's work together
You know together we will stand
Every boy, girl, woman and man

 

[JammyP]

Must be something by the Ronettes...
Ronnie [Baby] I love you.

also, on a Spector note, Da do Ron Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron...

Someone write a verse, we all know the choruses...

 

[Connor]

Anyone seen "always sunny?"

Koe-man aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
Fighter of the Klopp-mane aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
Champion of the club aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh
You're the master of good transfers and tactics for everton
Koe-man aaahhaaaahaaaaaahhhh

There's no way we'd get the clapping going.

 

[JammyP]

Iceland clap, shouting "Ron"