knowing me, knowing you....

[tezzathelezza]

You smoke goats on the bog?

 

[Vim Fuego]

When a cowboy fires a gun theres a bang, it gives you a chance to duck. When a cowboy has an arrow fired at him he hears nothing. If he's lucky it just sticks in his hat and he just looks daft.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'm not, i'm just gonna do a cockney walk.

Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

These chickens are scared, they dont know why they're so big.

You're laughing at weather.

Thats not a rude name, thats Bill Oddie.

Get you on the no denim rule did they? Nazis!

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm trying to lighten the mood with a nazi voice.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Big balls. Fanny hair.

Is he coming in to fill up? Nope, he's using the forecourt to turnround, he thinks he's Rod Stewart.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Dan asked me what type of phone I have and I told him a motorola time port, then he said "thats saaaaaaad, you want to upgrade", then I said "so do you, to a new face!" He nearly soiled himself! he said he laughed so much that he had kenco coming out of his nostrils! which made me laugh, but my nostrils were clear.... you can drown in a cup of coffee...