If we sign him I would finally come right out of the Kloset.

Mods, please Klose the thread. I'm running out of puns.
All you bad snidermen out there start giving neg reps to the pun artists, PLEASE!!!
Puns are an art form. It's okay though. I'll just punish them with some more. Their feeble neg reps are as weighty as the punch of an 8 year old girl.
Is anyone Klose to insanity yet?
Yes fecking me!
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