Kidney Stones!

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Just spent 2 days in hopsital with these crappy little things.

Anybody had them?

I know they hurt like HELL, but how long do they normally last for?

The worst pain ive ever had in my life.
 

I had similarly related urate crystals a few years back.
Thought I was dying at the time as the pain was spreading and taking over my body!
Doctors told me it is the closest thing a man ever gets to knowing what labour pains are!
I needed pain killers at hospital the first time it happened. When I get repeat attacks, I don't panic anymore. Just drink more water and get them flushed out!
Sympathies.

Remember way back when we had the top 5 worst pains thread??!!
 
MikelsGoat said:
Just spent 2 days in hopsital with these crappy little things.

Anybody had them?

I know they hurt like HELL, but how long do they normally last for?

The worst pain ive ever had in my life.
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Me mates got them , lad .

He's massive - like YOU , but he too , sweating , fainting with the pain .

Anyway ,.. Kidney / Schmidney ... Wait till we get on to the , I'VE GOT NO LIVER , thread ...

There's THE REAL numbers ,...
 
A family friend suffers badly, he's had them removed twice in the past 12 months (surgically) but unfortunately his keep coming back
 

Make sure you're posting on here when you're pissing them out mate, we want a step by step update.

Pleased you're out of ozzy, was you in that Arrowe Park one that's got the bad flu sweeping through it?

Happy New Year lad x
 
Yeah I was in Arrowe Park, no visitors and the place was so empty, half the staff off sick someone said.

Had my own little room, felt like prison to be honest.

Luckily I was allowed out for a smoke and my cousin brought me up some medicine.

And yeah Happy New year lerds and lerdettes.

New year, new start.

xxxx
 
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Well they said these are small enough for me to get rid off by myself, looking forward to that so, so, so much, NOT.
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Dude , Me Aunty gave him this Homeopathic Oil-Stuff . LAFFIN' !!!

If you're struggling , PM me Dawg ... Ill get her to sort you one .

Uny like me with the Echinacea / Milk Thistle . Tastes GRUESOME , but Peeps whove known me all me life tellin' me I look 10 years younger .

Could also be the Steds but I dont feel Pacman anymore . Not often , anyway .

Im a believer , me , Leasowe , Lid .

LET ME KNOW , Dawg ...
 

MikelsGoat said:
Cheers lid, got my own little homeopathic medicine at the moment tho, takes the edge right off!
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Ill get the proper names , its a mixture . Gets it made , special .

Lid , Ill get you one anyway . Who the fuk knows ??? You may need it . You may not .

Having it though , IF you do , is the Oracula type decision , here , My Brother .

Ill speak to her tomorra an' get back to you .

Ive been over there more in this last week than in 12 months . So , Im on a roll .
I start throwing digs as soon as I get on the Golf Course , though , lid .....
 
I've had two.

Worst. Pain. Ever.

Pain lasted about 12-16 hours until it passed. Until then, the emergency room had me doped up on Demerol.

Good stuff.
 

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