2018/19 Kevin Mirallas

Darth Toffeeman

Player Valuation: £50m
Remember when the poster David Moyes broke the news of this transfer on here out of the blue.

Damn he looked boss on them YouTube videos.

Oh Kev.
He could look top drawer at times, but had too many off days, and eventually became a problem sadly.

I still feel the day Ratboy injured him on purpose, and got away with it, changed him. The ref should have sent him off and given Mirallas more protection that day.


Player Valuation: £70m
Has Bill offered him a new contract yet? :coffee:
With Super Kev’s pace, perhaps he might be a good foil for Treacle Hank. I am wondering whether Bill is thinking not dissimilarly and a new contract has been offered that Super Kev is keen to sign.


Player Valuation: £20m
A wonderfully gifted footballer with the attitude and commitment of an old, fat, idle, unfit...

well the attitude and commitment of me really?

Rudolf Hucker

Player Valuation: £15m
It baffles me where people get this idea he was ever anything special.
Always thought he was average at best & predictable.
Lightweight, one-paced, always cut inside onto his right.
Never lifted his head. Shooting 6/10 at best.
Obviously had an inflated opinion of himself.
Moody little fanny.

.......and that’s when he was allegedly good!

Can’t see any club taking him now. Not even wanted on loan.
I can see us having to pay him off.

big nev lookalike

Player Valuation: £750k
Over inflated ego,very inconsistent.His attitude has probably caused any natural ability to regress. He will be remembered more for that penalty than anything else. Idiot.

Agent Blue

Player Valuation: £5m
How long has he got left on his contract? I genuinely can’t believe the amount of dead wood on ridiculous wages this club has.
I still haven't come to terms with him being offered that last contract.

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