Kangaroo rage

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A kangaroo slashed an Australia man's abdomen and face as he tried to stop the bouncing beast from drowning his dog.


Chris Rickard, 49, said he was walking his blue heeler Rocky on Sunday morning when they surprised a sleeping kangaroo in Arthur's Creek, north east of Melbourne.

The dog chased the animal into a pond, but it then turned and pinned the pet underwater.

When Mr Rickard tried to pull his dog free, the kangaroo turned on him.


The first hit (he) gave me opened up a wide gash above my eye and blinded me.



Lashing out with its powerful hind legs, the marsupial tore a deep gash into his abdomen and across his face.

"I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me," Mr Rickard told The Herald Sun newspaper.





"I was stuck having to hold onto the dog with both hands, because it was half drowned and, I couldn't really see anything because the kangaroo just ripped into me.

"It was a shock at the start because it was a kangaroo, about 5ft high. They don't go around killing people.

"Then, all of a sudden, I realised the first hit (he) gave me opened up a wide gash above my eye and blinded me."
Mr Rickard said the onslaught left him "flailing away underwater, carrying a dog with a kangaroo ripping into me".

"All I could do was just keep pushing for the bank and he was trying to push me under the water," he continued.

The wounded man said he ended the battle by elbowing the beast in the throat.

Kangaroos rarely attack humans, but will fight if they feel threatened
 
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big males are very aggressive and the dew claw on their hind legs is enormous, most people think they rock back on their tail and kick, but in reality they do it in a slashing motion.

some are way over 6 ft tall and scary as hell.
 

For a moment there , I thought it said ," Kangaroo Rape " , and I said , " Jesus . No , McB !!! "
I knew he was on the edge ; the pics , crackerjack articles from all points of the globe , but 'Roos ???
Jeez mate / blue/ cobber / sheila / bruce / ... get into the programme , brother .
But no , it weren't him . This time ....

Roos ; Fukn nasty arse , kick-off beast . Far inflated view of it's own self importance , and one which outside the Antipodes has relevance only in a much parodied - i.e, snide - T.V. show of the late 1960's and early ' 70's .
( What's that , Skip' ? The fibre optic cable has induced a fricitional subterranean effect which has led to a power surge ? ...
Tut , tut , tut , tut, etc , ... )

I wonder why Australia adopted it as a National Iconic Symbol of all things Convict ??? Buggered if I could say , .....
 
For a moment there , I thought it said ," Kangaroo Rape " ,

was at a place called alligator creek near townsville, an aroused roo was chasing me and my mate around the camper van, we were goin' full belt and the roo was just doing a bounce on each corner in pursuit. i dived in the van and slid the door across on about lap 3, my mate had a mad dash after about another 2 laps to a car with the roo in pursuit. i have a pic of the roo with it's little paws holding on to the waist of a bird that was with us and it's got a right boner. when i go up for the decs i'll dig it out and scan it.
 

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