Jonjoe Kenny

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His clearance under no pressure whatsoever a few minutes before they scored lol

His stupid question before the goal lol

His brain dead challenge to get sent off. lol

Has learned from Captain Gormless himself.

There were 2 moments that summed him up. Like you said, the clearance.....that's what they do at u23 level, they are coached to just smash it as far away as possible and have no composure whatsoever.

Then the shot he had, Alli was through with a nice simple straight 8 yard pass but he's got no game management so thinks he has a chance of scoring from 30 yards when he's only ever scored one goal in his career.
 
There were 2 moments that summed him up. Like you said, the clearance.....that's what they do at u23 level, they are coached to just smash it as far away as possible and have no composure whatsoever.

Then the shot he had, Alli was through with a nice simple straight 8 yard pass but he's got no game management so thinks he has a chance of scoring from 30 yards when he's only ever scored one goal in his career.
Yep, kin thick as pig chit the fella. Wouldn't play him again after that today.
 
Three pivotal moments in his game today.

1. Just before the free kick they scored from they had another free kick.

Jonjoe anticipated it beautifully and had all the time in the world to carry the ball forward. Instead he just booted it forward with not an Everon player in sight and Wolves knocked it back and won the fatal free kick.

2. We were attacking, he picks up the ball about thirty yards out and has options but instead opts to shoot and the ball sails aimlessly into the Gwladys.

3. Stupidly gets himself sent off.
 
Three pivotal moments in his game today.

1. Just before the free kick they scored from they had another free kick.

Jonjoe anticipated it beautifully and had all the time in the world to carry the ball forward. Instead he just booted it forward with not an Everon player in sight and Wolves knocked it back and won the fatal free kick.

2. We were attacking, he picks up the ball about thirty yards out and has options but instead opts to shoot and the ball sails aimlessly into the Gwladys.

3. Stupidly gets himself sent off.

He has zero footballing intelligence. Next to zero footballing ability. His performances in Germany and Scotland were laughably bad, but it didn't effect us really, to have him playing for us is gross negligence. An awful, awful footballer. Keep hearing championship player when referring to him, he's nowhere near that level.
 
Ammmmm. How?

Solid in a back 3, progressed with ball more than Godfrey did on the other side, then actually advanced beyond the winger as a left back. Even though he ballooned his shot, he'd won the ball, was part of the build up.

Leading up to that, for 5mins i think his head went and was just diving into tackles.

Certainly our better defender today until he must have had some coke slipped to him instead of energy sachets
 
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