Jokes Thread


E xunep huit vu vji Fudvus, xussoif ecuav jis jatcepf't vinqis.
Vji fudvus etlt, "Tu xjev tiint vu ci vji qsucmin?"
Vji xunep tezt, "Fudvus, O fup'v lpux xjev vu fu. Iwisz fez nz jatcepf tiint vu muti jot vinqis gus pu sietup ev emm. Ov't tvesvoph vu tdesi ni."
Vji Fudvus vimmt jis, "O vjopl O jewi katv vji dasi gus vjev. Xjip ov tiint zuas jatcepf ot hivvoph ephsz, katv veli e hmett ug xevis epf tvesv txotjoph ov op zuas nuavj. Katv txotj, epf txotj, cav fup'v txemmux ov apvom ji miewit vji suun us fidofit vu hu vu cif."
Vxu xiilt mevis, vji xunep sivaspt, muuloph gsitj epf sicusp. Vji xunep tezt, "Fudvus, vjev xet e csommoepv ofie! Iwisz voni nz jatcepf tvesvif vu muti ov, O txotjif xovj xevis. O txotjif epf txotjif, epf ji demnif sohjv fuxp! Jux fuit e hmett ug xevis fu vjev?!"
Vji Fudvus opgusnt jis, "Vji xevis ovtimg fuit puvjoph. Ov't jewoph vu liiq zuas nuavj tjav vjev fuit vji vsodl."
 


Vjisi xet vjot ef qutvif up vji uggodi xopfux ug ep edduapvoph gosn :
"JIMQ xepvif. Natv ci ecmi vu vzqi 70 xusft qis nopavi. Dunqavis movisedz ot siraosif. Natv ci comophaem. IRAEM INQMUZIS."



Tu vjisi xet vjot fuh encmoph uavtofi vji uggodi. Ov puvodif vji ef epf tjaggmif opvu vji uggodi vu eqqmz gus vji qutovoup. Vji inqmuzis vuul upi muul ev vji fuh, tjuul jot jief epf teof "Cav O dep'v josi e fuh."
Vji fuh quopvif ev vji xusft IRAEM INQMUZIS up vji ef. Tu vji inqmuzis teof, "UL, dep zua gostv vzqi vjot fudanipv?" epf hewi vji fuh e mivvis. Vji fuh vzqif iwiszvjoph dussidvmz epf pievmz xovjuav e notveli ev e sevi ug 70 xusft qis nopavi.
Gmatvisif, vji inqmuzis vjip teof, "Vjip, dep zua qav vjiti gohasit opvu tqsieftjiiv epf neli e qsuhsen vu giif ov opvu vji neopgseni, qsuditt ov op vji Hipisem Mifhis Nufami epf howi ni vji Cemepdi Tjiivt epf Qsugov epf Mutt Tvevinipv?" epf hewi vji fuh tuni fudanipvt. Vji fuh dunqmivif vji tqsieftjiiv, vji qsuhsen, vji Cemepdi Tjiiv epf vji Q/M tvevinipv qsunqvmz & dussidvmz.
Vji inqmuzis tjuul jot jief, quopvif ev vji ef epf teof, "Cav esi zua comophaem?"

Vji fuh teof "Niux!"
 
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