Jokes Thread

[AndyC]

I fell asleep in the chair yesterday, when I woke up someone had put a teabag in my mouth.
I’m not happy.
I hate being taken for a mug.

 

[cooperman]

My wife accused me of being a transvestite.

So I packed her things and left.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Sir, Sir!

Yes?

You wouldn't punish someone for something they hadn't done, would you Sir?

No, of course not.

Oh good because I haven't done my homework.

 

[Blue 1]

Q: Where does Pingu go on holiday?

A: Noot-ton Abbot.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Tea_drinker]

We can't build new hospitals in this country as fast as China.

Hold your sides everyone.

 

[Joey66]

 

[Joey66]

 

[summerisle]

View attachment 84283

© Jim Davidson 1977

 

[summerisle]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

We can't build new hospitals in this country as fast as China.

Hold your sides everyone.

Wan king the cook?

 

[Joey66]

© Jim Davidson 1977

@Beano 1960 lol

 

[chrismpw]

 

[Joey66]

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

Beano 1961lol

 

[Joey66]