Jokes Thread

[Walken]

Another racist brexiteer, how surprising

 

[witchdoc187]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

So much I don't get about this joke. Like why was he in Croydon for a gig at Wembley? Why is this detail important? Why is she messing with his wig? Why did Patricia call the manager? Why doesn't the punch line make any sense? What's the relevance of the sons parentage? A joke written by a man on the edge of sanity I think

 

[witchdoc187]

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

Oh Jesus. What on earth??

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

It's the way he tells them.

 

[Prevenger17]

Don't know how you'd go 'yeah, I can post that' and think its fine

Like, he waited just two replies before hitting the "PC GONE MAD" button. Crazy crazy mf'er. Just worried for the local goths now that he has so much spare time on his hands

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Was it Big Jeff from Kipper?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

That's not a joke btw

 

[aazak]

This time next year you'll all be laughing about the big Corona virus scare.





Well not all of you, obviously.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

Couldnt his dad get him on the guest list?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

He'll be on a pier somewhere with Bernard Manning and Chubby Brown.

No that's Hell your thinking of....

 

[Methuselah]

Another racist brexiteer, how surprising

This is the jokes thread, give it a rest.

 

[-Rob-]

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

 

[Death]

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

I don’t get it

 

[chrismpw]

Spare a moment for our dairy farmers. They must be having sleepless nights about getting cow owner virus.

 

[JokerJ]

Despite my username I'm not that funny

I slept like a log last night though.



Woke up in my fireplace.