Jokes Thread
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was a salted The other was able to defend himself as he had horns like a goat… He was a peanut butter!
One was a salted The other was able to defend himself as he had horns like a goat… He was a peanut butter!
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Birding Joke
How do you tell the difference between between a Cormorant and a Shag?
After 6 pints I don't fancy a Cormorant
How do you tell the difference between between a Cormorant and a Shag?
After 6 pints I don't fancy a Cormorant
Because it was summer, I was able to get a huge fake Christmas tree at a very good price from our local department store. When I took it up to the cashier, the cashier asked me, "You gonna put that up yourself?" I said, "That's disgusting, I'm gonna put it in my living room."
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
d34noj
Player Valuation: £40m
Went to watch him do stand up, was terrible - got booed off stage and the warm up act had to finish the show.
The missus asked me to do the 'Liverpool' position whilst having sex last night, " what's that one" I asked, "You're on top for ages and then cum second" she replied.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Tea is for mugs.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
A policeman knocked on my door last night.
"Where were you between five and seven ?", he demanded.
"Primary school", I replied.
"Where were you between five and seven ?", he demanded.
"Primary school", I replied.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Pirate : "I have moles on me back, aaarrrghh".
Doctor : "It's ok, they're benign".
Pirate : "Count again, I think there be ten".
Doctor : "It's ok, they're benign".
Pirate : "Count again, I think there be ten".
