Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Feel free to move or delete as necessary mods,but this made me laugh anyway today hopefully you lot too!!I was in the newsagents and met a fellow blue,bit of idle chit chat about possible incomings,then fellow blue says"I'm brassed off all these signings the RS are making,and what have we got?Tom and 'effing Jerry?"Typical Everton gallows humourlol