Joke...

[Hibbertinho]

Deulofeu played for Everton for many years, surprising everyone with his longevity and far surpassing the normal age of retirement for a footballer... and at his final game, at the ripe old age of 74, he scored a GERI-HAT-TRICK.

I'll neg myself... oh wait.

 

[Joey66]

That's been pointed out in a number of different websites for at least 5 days. Wake up lad.

Dario did state if you had heard the joke, ignore it - so what's the fuss about nothing?
the joke lower down in the church is brill!

 

[cjuk87]

How many days until the season starts again?

 

[orly]

How many days until the season starts again?

Mate you'll have to tell me the punchline to this, I just can't imagine it

 

[Huyton Layne]

What's the difference between Everton and some tea?

Spoiler: Answer

The tea stays in the cup longer

 

[cjuk87]

Mate you'll have to tell me the punchline to this, I just can't imagine it

It's a well thought out joke. I'll come back to this thread in October and repeat it again. We'll all laugh that we haven't won a game yet and we're sarcastically wondering when our season actually begins.

Or the threads that i'm reading on here are depressing me that much that i'm desperate to know when the season starts so the real threads can come back.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Arouna Kone walks into a sperm donor bank... "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "
Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Kone "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Kone. The receptionist replies "Well, it says on Grand Old Team that you're a useless "winker"

Clearly the real punchline won't make it passed the swear filter but I'm sure you can work out the last word.

 

[Bungle]

Latvian #1: Knock knock
Latvian #2: who there? I kid! I see you, we burn door for warming

 

[orly]

Latvian #1: Knock knock
Latvian #2: who there? I kid! I see you, we burn door for warming

HOLY MOLY

 

[Kurt.]

Feel free to move or delete as necessary mods,but this made me laugh anyway today hopefully you lot too!!I was in the newsagents and met a fellow blue,bit of idle chit chat about possible incomings,then fellow blue says"I'm brassed off all these signings the RS are making,and what have we got?Tom and 'effing Jerry?"Typical Everton gallows humour

*orders EFFING 9 shirt

 

[Whitebootman]

Tom & Gerry, who do we sign next, Mr Magoo?

Maggio, Christian Napoli (ITA) / Italy

Italy Defender

Close enough for a weak gag. I'll get my coat.

 

[Joey66]

What's the difference between Everton and some tea?

Spoiler: Answer

The tea stays in the cup longer

I bet a cup is the punchline!

 

[Huyton Layne]

I bet a cup is the punchline!

It's an oldie but sadly works for our club these days