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Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down Oxford
> >Street.
> >
> >After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of
> >amazement on his face and says:
> >
> >"Murphy, will you have a look at that shop over there. I thought that
> >London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
> >
> >
> >Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look at
that.
> >Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy
the
> >lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling
them
> >in Dublin, so we would."
> >
> >
> >Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever
> >have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay Taxes and duty on things
> >like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're
> >going to export them and make our fortune, so he won't."
> >
> >
> >Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best
English
> >accent, out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and
I'll
> >just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No
> >he won't."
> >
> >
> >"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and
> >look English."
> >
> >
> >So the two visitors to the illustrious capital city go into the shop,
where
> >Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his
best
> >Cockney impression:
> >
> >"Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes', 20 'Dickie
> >Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind I'll be paying with
> >the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."
> >
> >
> >Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at
> >Murphy as well, then says to Paddy "You're Irish aren't you?"
> >
> >
> >Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be'Jesus. Mary Mother of Christ, if
that
> >ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were
> >Irish?"
> >
> >
> >The Owner replies: "This is a Dry Cleaners".
> >Street.
> >
> >After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of
> >amazement on his face and says:
> >
> >"Murphy, will you have a look at that shop over there. I thought that
> >London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
> >
> >
> >Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look at
that.
> >Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy
the
> >lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling
them
> >in Dublin, so we would."
> >
> >
> >Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever
> >have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay Taxes and duty on things
> >like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're
> >going to export them and make our fortune, so he won't."
> >
> >
> >Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best
English
> >accent, out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and
I'll
> >just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No
> >he won't."
> >
> >
> >"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and
> >look English."
> >
> >
> >So the two visitors to the illustrious capital city go into the shop,
where
> >Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his
best
> >Cockney impression:
> >
> >"Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes', 20 'Dickie
> >Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind I'll be paying with
> >the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."
> >
> >
> >Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at
> >Murphy as well, then says to Paddy "You're Irish aren't you?"
> >
> >
> >Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be'Jesus. Mary Mother of Christ, if
that
> >ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were
> >Irish?"
> >
> >
> >The Owner replies: "This is a Dry Cleaners".