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With his lifestyle, Saudi is the last place you could see Jack.

Within a week, he`d have no ears, two weeks, no nose and by the end of the month, he`d be like the Knight, " that says Ni " off Monty Pythons Holy Grail, hopping around on one leg, shouting, " It was only alcohol free lager ffs " :lol:

The knights that say “ ni “ are the ones that want a shrubbery..

The dark night is the one that ends up “ drawing “ his fight with King Arthur :)
 

39 days to go

Remember, Preparation is key

Submitted lists by the 31st December.
( Any latecomers will be void )

One rule, no players that will get more "Pun time" than Gametime.

Actually stuff It, it's Christmas time, pun all you want..

( Just be ready for New Year bans )
 

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