January Transfer Window 2026


Parrot is interesting. My eldest lad is in college in Holland and tells me that he is very highly rated there, even by fans of the Big 3.

Supposed to have matured a lot since moving to AZ 67.

Averaging a goal every 2 games since he went there and his strike rate is getting better every season.

Only 23, quite tall 1m86 / 6'1 and quick and a really tidy finisher.

If our scouting team weren't looking at him, there would be something amiss.

If H Kane scored 5 in 4 days against an absolute top rank Portugal team and a decent Hungarian side who are good at home, there would be a jizz tsunami coming from Fleet Strret.

If we could get him without getting fleeced, I think he would improve us straight away. The fact that we have Travers, Coleman and O'Brien could really help with the onboarding too.

I think we'd be a great option for him as we create plenty of chances and he will be keen not to get stuck behind players and suffer from a lack of minutes. No fear in the world of that happening here!!!!!
 

Parrot is interesting. My eldest lad is in college in Holland and tells me that he is very highly rated there, even by fans of the Big 3.

Supposed to have matured a lot since moving to AZ 67.

Averaging a goal every 2 games since he went there and his strike rate is getting better every season.

Only 23, quite tall 1m86 / 6'1 and quick and a really tidy finisher.

If our scouting team weren't looking at him, there would be something amiss.

If H Kane scored 5 in 4 days against an absolute top rank Portugal team and a decent Hungarian side who are good at home, there would be a jizz tsunami coming from Fleet Strret.

If we could get him without getting fleeced, I think he would improve us straight away. The fact that we have Travers, Coleman and O'Brien could really help with the onboarding too.

I think we'd be a great option for him as we create plenty of chances and he will be keen not to get stuck behind players and suffer from a lack of minutes. No fear in the world of that happening here!!!!!
He was being talked about as the next big thing at the age of 16/17 then he just kind of never really had the impact at Spurs they thought he was going too.
 
Troy has been terrible up until this season not worth a parrot, sorry I mean carrot.

I suspect that his current Dutch team would be extracting the urine when it comes to a fee should Everton enquire.

No, Parrot is this months fashion. We can and must do better.
Just hope we have had time and have come up with options now we have more on the transfer team structure here. Is another important window as making the right transfers could really help us finish this season strong
 


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