January Transfer Window 2026

[Cake]

Looks good that Parrot. Scored a cracker last night

 

[Osamabindiesel]

We should be looking at both fullback positions first. Pacy winger second. If we are looking at a striker that isn't top class breaking the bank material, it has to be a Mirallas or pacy type that can fill in across the front 3. Stocking up on chunky boys and bruisers will not fix any problems with KDH at the 10. Get a ball player if you must.

 

[Blue Neon]

He's not a striker. He's 5'5"

Yeh! He's a massive 3inches smaller than Michael Owen, so not a striker! Jeez! I don't care if we sign a 4ft nothing striker if he can score 15 + goals a season!

 

[Eggs]

Yeh! He's a massive 3inches smaller than Michael Owen, so not a striker! Jeez! I don't care if we sign a 4ft nothing striker if he can score 15 + goals a season!

….33yo Simon Murray scored as many goals as him for Dundee last season, Sam Dalby on loan from Wrexham to Dundee United was leading scorer up there for a while.

I’d be surprised if the lad scores 15+ down here but I do think the Japanese market is one to consider.

 

[Nymzee]

Yeh! He's a massive 3inches smaller than Michael Owen, so not a striker! Jeez! I don't care if we sign a 4ft nothing striker if he can score 15 + goals a season!

Do you think a 5ft 5 striker is scoring in this Everton setup?

 

[RichCee123]

Stop spreading sense on here please

 

[Blue Neon]

Do you think a 5ft 5 striker is scoring in this Everton setup?

Do you think 2 x 6 FOOT 5's are scoring in this set-up ! These TWO cpuldnt score if they were 8ft 5in.!!!

 

[Toffeepot]

You’re a bunch of pitiful sewing circle biffs pretending to discuss transfers but really just wanting to passive aggressively asserted your dominance over knowing a player over others. You truly think you know footballers better than a multi million recruitment department you piss stained out of touch saddos. 116 pages of guff during a period without transfers but you just can’t help yourselves. Bad bad texans.

Guilty as charged

 

[Nymzee]

Do you think 2 x 6 FOOT 5's are scoring in this set-up ! These TWO cpuldnt score if they were 8ft 5in.!!!

But that’s because they’re crap not because they’re tall.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

JWP is crap and not what we need

 

[Bluerover]

Looks good that Parrot. Scored a cracker last night

Everton showing increased interest in Parrott after Ireland brace

A massive English club are reportedly stepping up interest in Troy Parrott after the striker scored twice in Ireland’s win over Portugal

www.sportsjoe.ie

We are 'massive'

 

[Tel001]

Allegedly we had scouts watching Parrott last night.

Hopefully we swoop in early and get him cheep

 

[RichCee123]

Maybe we will go after Parrott but not exactly the PL experience which is being reported

 

[Swartzy]

I've only just got over the Merlin thread, so no way are we having a Parrott thread aswell.

That's just far far too much for one year

 

[blueconverse]

You’re a bunch of pitiful sewing circle biffs pretending to discuss transfers but really just wanting to passive aggressively asserted your dominance over knowing a player over others. You truly think you know footballers better than a multi million recruitment department you piss stained out of touch saddos. 116 pages of guff during a period without transfers but you just can’t help yourselves. Bad bad texans.

Are you just mad cos all the good Parrot puns have been taken?