January Transfer Window 2023

[Colonel Getafe]

Wouldn’t Jese be the better option? Been in the league before etc

Jese? Do you mean Lingard, or Eastenders bingo wings, or that flat chested one who did a song with Ariana & Minaj? Because I honestly don't know which would be the worst pick... ?

 

[Gilbert..]

Popped into my head a few times today. January 2023 could end up being such a defining moment in the clubs history. As an Evertonian i was crawling towards this window thinking right lets get busy. Minimum 3. 4 be nice. A whole month to bring in faces. Boost morale. Push like mad to stay up. Never in my mind did i think those given the honour of running this club would do absolutely fck all.

Cretins.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I’d play him as a cf ahead of Ayew or maupay mate. Think he’s better than the cbs we have as well.

You have to be on the wind up here sir.

 

[Houghty19]

K'in ell, he'd get laughed at and called fatty if he turned up to our Wednesday five-a-side, let alone for a PL team.

It'd be fun seeing how far he got on in the bleep test, looks like he'd be lucky to get to the first bleep. In all seriousness I couldn't see dyche wanting to sign him without some kind of proof of his fitness levels.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Failed a medical with Union Berlin like 3 days ago

But, magic in those boots

Wasn't a medical was it? they just couldn't agree personal terms..

 

[catcherintherye]

Godfrey at LB is one of the all time examples of why you have to analyze a match past the result

The thing is, there was like a 14 game game set, of Holgate Mina Keane Holgate as a back 4, which we delivered something like 27 points, and conceded something mad like 8 goals.

It was too many games to be pure coincidence. It probably upset our attacking play, but the trade off seemed worth it.

That situation is now amplified. Coleman is 2 years older. Theres no Digne. No Richarlison. No James. We are awful offensively, and that's not going to get fixed.

If we stay up, it will be on the basis of conceding very few goals-comparatively speaking, and fluking some set pieces.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Like a drunk horny geezer stumbling round a dance floor at 2am smiling at anything with a pulse. “Any chance love?” “Also do you have a couple of quid for a taxi, I’m skint innit”

How dare you disrespect how I met my 2nd wife! (or was it 3rd wife? - either way, I expect a full apology asap...........)

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[PhilM]

It'd be fun seeing how far he got on in the bleep test, looks like he'd be lucky to get to the first bleep. In all seriousness I couldn't see dyche wanting to sign him without some kind of proof of his fitness levels.

Offer him free tapas and he’d be over there in a flash.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

No doubt Isco would cost us abar £10mill for a free agent

Per month. Hence the reason there isn't a queue for a supremely talented player in the [should-be] peak of his career.

 

[Number_25]

Players might come and go but at least we’ll have smiles.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Moshiri has wanted Isco for a long long time.

Is "long long time" code for '15 minutes since Moshiri joined the whatsapp group chat with Kia Joobachins' by any chance???

 

[marsh]

Bringing him back confirmed to me we're not signing any attacking players or have no money

Posted that on the 16th Jan, hoping I was wrong. The club is a joke and a complete mess

 

[Bez2k2k]

The thing is, there was like a 14 game game set, of Holgate Mina Keane Holgate as a back 4, which we delivered something like 27 points, and conceded something mad like 8 goals.

It was too many games to be pure coincidence. It probably upset our attacking play, but the trade off seemed worth it.

That situation is now amplified. Coleman is 2 years older. Theres no Digne. No Richarlison. No James. We are awful offensively, and that's not going to get fixed.

If we stay up, it will be on the basis of conceding very few goals-comparatively speaking, and fluking some set pieces.

Holgate played in two positions, Christ I forgot how boss he was.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

I think Moshiri would gladly sacrifice himself but not at the loss that he'd have to take. If somehow the 500m price he's talked about was met he'd be out.

I'm increasingly convinced the minute there is an 'R' next to our name Mosh will sell to anyone/the first bidder that gets close-ish to his valuation. Even if it means taking the hit of a "few hundred mil" rather than sink deeper into the hole; with the club maybe going the way of a Sunderland or Leeds or Pompey rather than a Newcastle who bounced back first go.