January Transfer Thread 2020


Player Valuation: £60m
If we don’t sign Rojo on loan i’ll be astounded. Marco clearly has a massive hard on for him.


Player Valuation: £35m
Zaha will be ours in Jan.

Just waiting for Moshi and Usi to concoct more sponsorship deals to hand the club more Ruski rubles.

Another go for Doucoure too if Watford are in free fall.

Not sure about the Man Utd Centre back. I think Chelsea will be paying us to take zooms back lol


Player Valuation: £8m
Was it last January people were saying gabriel jesus wasn't good enough ? Same crew wanted batman lol.


Player Valuation: £70m
It's 5 months away and I can almost guarantee already that we will sign no one aside from possible CB cover. And maybe that Reinier thing will happen. Brands doesn't have much of a record of January business.


Player Valuation: £950k
Am still gaffer taped, hanging upsidedown,in a sleeping bag with deep sea divers helmet on, under the stairs still trying to getting over last week.

Please...Mercy...Mercy I beg!!!!

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