January Transfer Thread 2017

[l4toffee]

Isn't the Napoli boss the guy who actively discourages players to transfer to Britain because English women don't wash their genitalia (according to him)?

He's eccentric.

Boss that . Unsworth should volunteer his under 23 squad to go scrubbing birds minges so we can sign koulibaly

 

[Bungle]

@Bungle

Rigor mortis has well and truly set in by the time I get to intercourse with most of my dates so I'm more than used to the smell.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Boss that . Unsworth should volunteer his under 23 squad to go scrubbing birds minges so we can sign koulibaly

 

[bluestevon]

God, I hope that's true!

With several Napoli players attracting interest from English clubs, the Serie A side risk having their season ruined by high-profile departures next month – a situation which prompted De Laurentiis' remarkable rant.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go" he said. "But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

 

[ijjysmith]

With several Napoli players attracting interest from English clubs, the Serie A side risk having their season ruined by high-profile departures next month – a situation which prompted De Laurentiis' remarkable rant.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go" he said. "But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

Fanny-tastic

 

[bluestevon]

Fanny-tastic

tbf he's probably right about the Bidet, seen girls washing their shoes and having a slash in them in pubs/clubs/restuarants


YES i was in the birds toilets a fair bit in younger days

 

[TheFinnFan]

Have we signed Fer yet?

 

[bol-uk]

yeh we were deffo gonna sign him ool

?? He was on his way. Common knowledge

 

[MikeH72]

We literally need at least 3 new players at the club by the middle of January and that's not even bed wetting.

 

[streeky]

With several Napoli players attracting interest from English clubs, the Serie A side risk having their season ruined by high-profile departures next month – a situation which prompted De Laurentiis' remarkable rant.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go" he said. "But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and
their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

There's something fishy about this story.

 

[toffeejack]

With several Napoli players attracting interest from English clubs, the Serie A side risk having their season ruined by high-profile departures next month – a situation which prompted De Laurentiis' remarkable rant.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go" he said. "But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

wow, i never knew bidet was spelt like that, i always thought it was spelt b-day.

Anyway, we don't need one, the way we wash our genitalia is to get our (i presume he's one of those idiots that thinks england is britain) filthy women to give us a blowie.

 

[toffeejack]

the problem with dolberg is that he could turn out to be exactly the same as vincent janssen. This is nothing new, because we seem to say every summer "this guy could be alfonso alves", but he does have years on his side, he'd make me fairly excited tbh and i'd trust walsh' judgement.

 

[TheBigIguana]

the problem with dolberg is that he could turn out to be exactly the same as vincent janssen. This is nothing new, because we seem to say every summer "this guy could be alfonso alves", but he does have years on his side, he'd make me fairly excited tbh and i'd trust walsh' judgement.

Could also be like Milik who was superb for Napoli pre injury. Dutch league in a nutshell

 

[Goat]

the problem with dolberg is that he could turn out to be exactly the same as vincent janssen. This is nothing new, because we seem to say every summer "this guy could be alfonso alves", but he does have years on his side, he'd make me fairly excited tbh and i'd trust walsh' judgement.

Janssen is a superb player, in 6months he will be firing, hes a natural goalscorer, it will come.

 

[Rsoles]

Altidore is on his way to finch farm as we speak