Confirmed Signing James Tarkowski

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Wasn’t sure at first but I’m on board with this. He’s got the opposite injury record of Mina and Gbamin.

We need a return to Moyes-esque signings and this is that.
Ffs Groucho

Freak training ground injury and 8 months on the sidelines incoming
 
I've enjoyed Crawley changing his number from 56 to 6. Presumably to illustrate the difference between what Rob Key thinks he averages to what he actually averages.

Anyway, football numbers are a nonsense. But a RB should never be number 3.
I’d have to be “20 odd”, based on what I tell people I’ve scored
 
social media is all about the top of the page

Announce Richy leaving :(
Release new kit
Release new signing
Release update about stadium
Do an interview with Gordon about his development
Fashion shoot with Dom and Dele
Something about the ladies team
Young lad signs pro contract

It’s like Richy never happened
I’m not being funny but I literally got the first three in order

New kit immediately, signing next morning, ground update this evening

Unbelievably predictable
 
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