2020/21 James Rodriguez

[MikeH72]

I keep seeing “our rivals have X, Y and Z and we don’t” all over this forum. I’m gonna assume our “rivals” are the Leicesters and Wolves’ of the world this season.

None of our rivals have a James Rodriguez. And I mean none of them.

 

[Brennan]

I keep seeing “our rivals have X, Y and Z and we don’t” all over this forum. I’m gonna assume our “rivals” are the Leicesters and Wolves’ of the world this season.

None of our rivals have a James Rodriguez. And I mean none of them.

I mean, that De Bruyne is decent.

 

[HeadieTwo]

I keep seeing “our rivals have X, Y and Z and we don’t” all over this forum. I’m gonna assume our “rivals” are the Leicesters and Wolves’ of the world this season.

None of our rivals have a James Rodriguez. And I mean none of them.

hell even united dont have a james rodriguez only man city have a player thats slightly better than rodriguez

 

[MrGrumpy]

hell even united dont have a james rodriguez only man city have a player thats slightly better than rodriguez

HOW DARE YOU.....NO ONE IS BETTER THAN JAMES.

Guards taking him away and put him in the GOT dungeon

 

[Tel001]

may as well add that extra year extension already

doubke his wages and 8 year contract

 

[Tel001]

Lol. Now I'm imagining James doing the floss to the tune of this song

It’s no boats and hoes

 

[Tel001]

He is the worlds best viagra. Been up for 3 weeks.

i have had to put a pic of bolasie in my wallet to counter act the “ James viagra “ effect .. one quick look at bolasie sobers me up

 

[YMJ]

To the tune of he is a music man.....

He is Colombian
and plays for Everton
and he can play
yes he can play

hamez hamez rodrigues
rodrigues rodrigues

hamez hamez rodrigues
Hames rodriguez

he left Real Madrid
to play at Goodison
and he can play
yes he can play

hamez hamez Rodrigues .......

 

[orly]

To the tune of he is a music man.....

He is Colombian
and plays for Everton
and he can play
yes he can play

hamez hamez rodrigues
rodrigues rodrigues

hamez hamez rodrigues
Hames rodriguez

he left Real Madrid
to play at Goodison
and he can play
yes he can play

hamez hamez Rodrigues .......

I like this a LOT

 

[Death]

We drink bleach straight from the bottle
And we smoke all the gear

ooohhhhh Everona

ooooohhhh Evertona

People say we are extremely negative

But at Everton we don’t care (what the RS say)

 

[NathDogg]

To the tune of he is a music man.....

He is Colombian
and plays for Everton
and he can play
And he can score
He scores the blammos

hamez hamez rodriguez
Rodriguez Rodriguez

hamez hamez rodrigues
Hames rodriguez

he left Real Madrid
to play at Goodison
and he can play
And he can score,
He scores the blammos

hamez hamez Rodrigues .......

Sound this, I really like it and am already singing it washing the dishes!

Only thing I would change is slightly as above - gotta get the blammos in there!

 

[Lad from Vienna]

Just got around to watching the match. That ball to Richarlison in the box... can't remember ever having seen something like that from an Everton player. And his goal was stellar, too. Like a precision laser. God, it feels good to have some players at your club at last you can really get behind. We had Richarlison but now he's complemented by other class players I can't help but get excited. Also proper happy for DCL, if he can keep it up he can be our wrecking ball up front for some years to come.

 

[Kev50]

I keep seeing “our rivals have X, Y and Z and we don’t” all over this forum. I’m gonna assume our “rivals” are the Leicesters and Wolves’ of the world this season.

None of our rivals have a James Rodriguez. And I mean none of them.

this is very true. and as a former galactico whose colleagues are all on the wane, if we can keep the little tyke fit til christmas we might just be able to lay claim to having the best current player in the world playing at Goodison

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I keep seeing “our rivals have X, Y and Z and we don’t” all over this forum. I’m gonna assume our “rivals” are the Leicesters and Wolves’ of the world this season.

None of our rivals have a James Rodriguez. And I mean none of them.

I’ve watched most games since the restart and the only more exciting performance I’ve seen was De Bruyne last night.
Nobody outside of Liverpool and City have a talisman quite like James. Maybe Bale if he resumes his old form but I’m not seeing anyone else.

 

[Jacko93]

I mean, that De Bruyne is decent.

29 years old though, innit.