2020/21 James Rodriguez

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Cwoar, chants at games. Wouldn't it be ace to go to a game again? Getting teary eyed here. First time in beards we've got some quality in the team as well.

 

[blulouie]

Frankie Valli song.
You're just too good to be true.
To the old Fellaini chant
Lads i work with are singing this.


You're just too good to be true
We cant take our eye's off of you.

You've got that heavenly touch.
We wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And thank Carlo we're alive.

You're just too good to be true
we cant take our eyes off of you.

Music....trumpets

Hamez Rodriguez
And if its quite alright
Hamez Rodriguez
I'll let you shag me wife.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[TheSecondComing]

Posted this in the transfer thread, check his last paragraph the weasel

 

[Gardocki]

If you type Everton into your twitter search, half the tweets seem to be in Spanish. James has clearly brought us loads of new attention and potentially followers.

 

[Nymzee]

If you type Everton into your twitter search, half the tweets seem to be in Spanish. James has clearly brought us loads of new attention and potentially followers.

Got to remember there’s also a Chilean team called Everton too.

 

[Gardocki]

You don’t have to speak Spanish to tell which tweets are about Chilean Everton and which ones are about Everton.

Same with Portuguese and Everton Ribero.

 

[tommye]

Been trying to work something out based on this South American chant, what with James being Colombian and that...It’s a work in progress, suggest improvements etc.




Ohhhhh James Rodríguez
Ohhhhh James Rodríguez
Marcel said we’re gonna sign him for free
And James said “I’m ready” to be a toffee
The Blues are on our way back just you see
Now we’ve got James and Ancelotti

Ohhhhh James Rodríguez etc. etc.

*orders San Lorenzo shirt, and a bag of weed.

 

[BlueDraka]

I never do this, but everyone knows the best songs come from 70s disco tracks.

Ha-Mez-Rodriguez to the tune of Rasputin by Boney M.

Someone else can sort out the lyrics.

Just give it to me straight. Are you saying this is one of the best 70s disco songs. Love the crap video though.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

*orders San Lorenzo shirt, and a bag of weed.

I’m developing a minor obsession with them to be honest

 

[NathDogg]

Posted this in the transfer thread, check his last paragraph the weasel

He needs ending, the slimey little beaut.

Everton should just boycott everything red echo related, including this berk.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Mate I’ve just seen that video and it’s the best chant I’ve ever heard. If we can’t replicate it then using different words will only degrade it.

Can we keep "we drink wine straight from the bottle" in our chant?

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

Can we keep "we drink wine straight from the bottle" in our chant?

We can do whatever we want, my words were a very loose 1st attempt. Just think we owe it to James to have something South American inspired and original, rather than regurgitating a previous Everton players song

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

We can do whatever we want, my words were a very loose 1st attempt. Just think we owe it to James to have something South American inspired and original, rather than regurgitating a previous Everton players song

Perhaps change wine to Chang?

In seriousness, that chant reminded me of Ross the diamond one. It kind of builds round on round.