Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Joey66]

It wouldn’t be an Everton transfer without a hitch.

It's the Everton way .......

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Incredible work from Stacey here. She’s got all of your heads exploding.
I’m calm mate myself.
HONEST

 

[Lee Smith]

This is glorious lol

 

[jamieni]

I think it’s done personally. Just a few people trying to create a saga for extra clicks.

Haven’t seen any major media outlets run with it yet. Could be rumours snowballing.

 

[MikeH72]

I reckon it’d probably be wise if the club just announced Allan and Doucoure now tbh.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Is that Rodriguez getting in that taxi there?

“WHERE YOU OFF MATE??”

I suppose the receptionist could’ve booked it, told the operator where they need the taxi to go to, then this girl’s mate asks the receptionist where the taxi is going to, then the girl’s mate goes and informs this girl, then..

Oh, yeah, that does sound like bollocks.

 

[Jim Hopper]

Heads rolling all over the joint.

Maybe Everton should announce the Alan & Doucoure deal to keep the calm a bit?

Oh yeah just realised they’ve sucked the life out of those two as well.

 

[AmericasToffee]

I suppose the receptionist could’ve booked it, told the operator where they need the taxi to go to, then this girl’s mate asks the receptionist where the taxi is going to, then the girl’s mate goes and informs this girl, then..

Oh, yeah, that does sound like bollocks.

It wouldn't be the most surprising thing if a front desk worker calls a cab for James, notices it's James, then tells her friend.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Let’s be honest, if it’s bad news, there’s pretty good odds that it’s true.

 

[Moomin]

Is that Rodriguez getting in that taxi there?

“WHERE YOU OFF MATE??”

I can tell by the way the taxi driver changed gear from 1st to 2nd he was going to JLA

 

[AmericanBlue]

Why the f would Madrid not play ball after they've been playing ball?

Theyve just found out they have a lot more to pay for hazard than they thought.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Someone go to The Titanic and see if there are any Ubers in the area.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I mean, it simply wouldn’t be Everton if we did anything easily would it.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I can tell by the way the taxi driver changed gear from 1st to 2nd he was going to JLA

In fairness he maybe asked a staff member to book the taxi if he wasn't comfortable booking one over the phone in english. They'd have been given the destination.

I know I've done that when abroad.

 

[LocalNative]

Anyone got eyes on the sky for any jets leaving JLA this afternoon?