Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[barneygumble]

Been out all day,

so why isn’t he not signing now? Or is he signing and we’re a gang of bedwetters?

or are we just believing some girl who said he left in a Taxi, he could be, but could be going ANYWHERE!

 

[DaChunk]

I'm going to feel ill for weeks if this falls through now.

 

[Joey66]

I can tell by the way the taxi driver changed gear from 1st to 2nd he was going to JLA

I heard it was an automatic.....

 

[Wayno]

If we book all the taxis in town for ourselves he’s trapped

 

[Bullens Rd]

Just heard the Everton media team have moved his unveiling video to the recycle bin on their mac book.

 

[Zezti]

ha ha who would believe these jarg twitter merchants...

 

[Kure]

Wind up merchants

 

[AmericasToffee]

He could also have filmed everything already. Or it's off.

 

[Eggs]

Incredible work from Stacey here. She’s got all of your heads exploding.
I’m calm mate myself.
HONEST

....if her mate works in the Titanic she’ll be facing the sack, they are very strict on this type of information about residents.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Maybe we just paid him £20m to fly over and chat to us and not deny any rumours to make us look good.

 

[LocalNative]

I'm gonna be shadow boxing around town tonight if I don't see a quote akin to "It's always been a dream of mine to don the Royal Bloo" from our man James

 

[DanB90]

I’m off to JLA now with some sausages strapped around my chest. No plane is leaving here today.

 

[AmericasToffee]

I’m off to JLA now with some sausages strapped around my chest. No plane is leaving here today.

Don't forget a vest

 

[GwladysBlue]

Where are them striking France Air Traffic Controllers when you need them?

 

[DanB90]

Don't forget a vest

I don’t have the arms for one.