Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Thomasc]

No rush.

not like we start the new league campaign soon or anything like that and have added only 1 player to the dross which finished last season so embarrassingly.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Had you already posted this?

Nearly word for word last week in the Allan thread,Only thing I can say if you hadn't seen it,is great minds think alike.

 

[trueblue84]

Bit bored now to be honest.

Only everton could try to build up the excitement of possibly our biggest signing to the point where nobody cares anymore.

 

[NewRadical]

Over the summer Everton employed a new Chief Executive of Pens (not stationery, not writing equipment, just pens).

To save money our new CEO of Pens (Graeme) signed us up to a deal with 8ic (a subsidiary of Bic that sells factory seconds). Unfortunately all but one of the pens arrived completely dried up. The one workable pen gave out after Allan put pen to paper.

Now we've had to order the more expensive Parker pens and are awaiting on shipment. With the added expense we're probably not going to be able to buy any further pens for another 3 years - we've had to borrow from the staples budget.

So there you go, that's why the signing isn't official yet. Nothing sinister just another occasion when we don't get the Pen we should have.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

They're pretty decent to be honest.. I just had one.

OMG not only is the dog a burger burglar it’s got its own access to GoT

 

[KaiserEFC]

The social media teenager has probably announced him on their personal Twitter account rather than the Everton one. Carlo and Moshiri are sat there like “I thought we’d hear a bit more in the media about this if we’re being honest”

 

[Toffe3m4n]

It'll happen when it happens. Chill, all.

 

[hktoffee]

Bit bored now to be honest.

Not staying up late for announcements. Bet there is nothing today...already 1pm in uk.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

FFS! he'll be 30 by the time we announce him.

 

[Wayno]

They're pretty decent to be honest.. I just had one.

Any good,? Mine looked good, dog seemed happy with it

 

[Cels]

Nearly word for word last week in the Allan thread,Only thing I can say if you hadn't seen it,is great minds think alike.

Honestly hadn't seen it mate.

 

[hktoffee]

Should be in training right now.

 

[ProZ]

Sky Sports just said might be tomorrow

 

[DaChunk]

Sky Sports just said might be tomorrow

fffsss

 

[Dozbik]

This can't be trve.