Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Carloblues]

Can't wait to see pictures on twitter tomorrow of hamezz and Carlo smashed in Popworld dancing to boyzone

 

[witchdoc187]

This is how standards start to slip. Some things are more important than trophies.

This means more?

 

[LostLegend]

he'll ring Klopp at 3am and shout 'sniff it ya broke koppite belter'

Some reveal video that could be.

Carlo, James, Doucore & Allan outside Klopps gaff at 4 bells, absolutely twisted after a night in the Titanic bar, launching eggs at his windows whilst singing "If you know your history"

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Says he’s already signed just not yet unveiled.

 

[nsno-chris]

Hello World

We’re Everton and we’re slightly mental

x

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Just waiting for pictures of Hamez getting into bed from the fan absailing down the side of the Titanic with his night vision goggles on.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Says he’s already signed just not yet unveiled.

To a rational fan this whole night with all of them out and the pictures etc would suggest this is the case. Unfortunately as tonight has also proved, we’re not a rational fanbase!

 

[BlueStevie35]

Hello World

We’re Everton and we’re slightly mental

x

Hello World

We apologise for our fans being stalking loons, we aren’t all like that I promise

Signed

Guy on Internet forum named after 80’s cartoon villain

 

[LostLegend]

Hello World

We’re Everton and we’re slightly mental

x

Gonna be boss watching the Preston friendly, announcing them all at half time, then the camera zooming in their faces in the stand as PNE slot their 3rd on 85 mins...

E-VER-TON!

 

[Jim Hopper]

The lids outside Broadgreen Hospital & Titanic tonight. What’s our name?!

 

[davek]

I called out davek bollocks on Marcel the other day with facts straight from an agent involved in one of the deals and here we have him and Carlo in partnership wining and dining new/impending recruits and basically working as closely together as we could possibly ever want but no amount of evidence will ever stop the agenda driven nonsense of some on here and twitter.

You think Brands having a night out with players brought in by Ancelotti is proof he's in control of anything other than his rubbish wardrobe?

There's an Athletic article today that's about 3,000 words concerning how Everton landed these players and doesn't mention Brands once.

He's here still. But his role in identifying and negotiating with players has changed. Ancelotti, Joorabchian and Moshiri cracked the James deal. That's for sure.

 

[Nymzee]

The lids outside Broadgreen Hospital & Titanic tonight. What’s our name?!

Well that’s gonna haunt my dreams later, cheers.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

To a rational fan this whole night with all of them out and the pictures etc would suggest this is the case. Unfortunately as tonight has also proved, we’re not a rational fanbase!

Most “rational fans” haven’t been through what we all have over the years

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

You think Brands having a night out with players brought in by Ancelotti is proof he's in control of anything other than his rubbish wardrobe?

There's an Athletic article today that's about 3,000 words concerning how Everton landed these players and doesn't mention Brands once.

He's here still. But his role in identifying and negotiating with players has changed. Ancelotti, Joorabchian and Moshiri cracked the James deal. That's for sure.

Dave the fashionista!

 

[Exeter_Gently]

You think Brands having a night out with players brought in by Ancelotti is proof he's in control of anything other than his rubbish wardrobe?

There's an Athletic article today that's about 3,000 words concerning how Everton landed these players and doesn't mention Brands once.

He's here still. But his role in identifying and negotiating with players has changed. Ancelotti, Joorabchian and Moshiri cracked the James deal. That's for sure.

Wrong mate. Your argument is a mere fart in the wind.