Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[aglee]

According to his book, Ancelotti insists all his players learn English so they can communicate, so in theory...

So is Tom Davies taking lessons now then?

 

[jamieni]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

It’s the usual pundit nonsense. If we buy young players we need CL experience and if we buy CL players they are over the hill/Hollywood signings. They all view us through the prism of the Moyes era.

 

[FTY]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

What’s that bloke with the dark hair called? I hate him anyway. Whenever I hear him speak he makes me angry

 

[Connor]

Ozil had like 19 assists in a season I'd very much take that

Arsenal burnt one of top four because he hates the place and now he’s a bad footballer, amazing

 

[TGW89]

You're more of a Yakubu thigh or a Castillo thigh man?

Doucoure's i imagine will be very strong, yet supple.

Wouldnt be surprised if hes covered in baby oil as well for that special glow on his unveiling video.

James will be brushing his teeth with Allan barking and Carlo throwing him treats

(Walks in, lays hat on stand, walks out again)

 

[LostLegend]

Since when has being an Ozil player been bad? Extremely talented footballers

What he's trying to say in his own way, is that we should know our place. How dare we show any ambition and how dare we back one of the most successful working managers in world football. I mean, just who do we think we are?

 

[ste d' indica]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

I'm not sure about that Pelé, he looks to me like an Andy Carroll type striker.

 

[Hickson9]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

He seems to have missed that we are also signing Allan and Doucoure. Should give James a bit more freedom and less defensive responsibility.

 

[FTY]

What’s that bloke with the dark hair called? I hate him anyway. Whenever I hear him speak he makes me angry

I HATE him

 

[Frenk]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

As instead of the Darren Bent type player?

 

[Nymzee]

We were 11th in the league for possession last season but I see that as impressive considering we didn't play with midfielders.

 

[FTY]

Can we all redirect our anger away from Bent and towards the bellend with the hair band

 

[Socrates]

I don't wish to cover anyone's chips in urine but everyone has to quarantine for 14 days when entering the country from Spain.

So, unless he's been in the country for 2 weeks already, he's not going to have a medical or unveiling yet.

I've only just entered this thread so someone might be able to say whether he's been here that long or not.

 

[ashwuk76]

I don't wish to cover anyone's chips in urine but everyone has to quarantine for 14 days when entering the country from Spain.

So, unless he's been in the country for 2 weeks already, he's not going to have a medical or unveiling yet.

I've only just entered this thread so someone might be able to say whether he's been here that long or not.

Good job he's been in Portugal then ....

 

[Zatara]

Are you purple Aki mate

I was going to add, does Doucoure like the colour purple...

But i thought it may be construed as racism...

Glad to know theres no stigma attached to bulging thighs