He's more of a novelty than anything, think Samuel Eto'o.
There's a reason why no one else wants him.
This is obviously a poor attempt at wuming but this is my take on why a superstar like James would want to come to everton.
I think it's fair to say that James career has stalled at real Madrid, zidane doesn't fancy him at all (only playing him once since December). His last 4 years have been blighted by injurys missing between 80-100+ days of the year per season. Add to this he is by all reports he is a introvert and suffers from extreme shyness, to the point where clubs he has been at have sent him to therapy to "try to get him to come out of his shell".
I think this paints a picture of a player who although is extremely talented is also very low on confidence. Who is looking towards the next world cup and wants to enjoy the remaining few years of his football career at a club where he can be a big fish in a small pond (maybe even a hero) with a manager who he trusts and knows he will get the best out of him. At a club where he doesn't have to be a 10/10 every game without getting ripped apart in the local press.
Let's be clear here, the only reason that James would look at us twice is because of his relationship with anchelotti. For the good of his career he needs to take a step down and luckily for us we are a step down with the manager he trusts the most at the helm.