Well if he's a pure DM it's staggering that United haven't tried him because they are crying out for one.
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Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
Their fans are desperate for him to start ahead of McFred
He must be really impressing the Dutch one in training
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Genuinely never heard of him until this week.
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
He's the new Declan Rice.
Declan Noodles.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
I honestly think ETH is just playing the worst team he can as a protest to the board above him, he asked for De Jong and Antony and they have neither so far, you can see in his face he is getting peed off, had them in on Sunday for a full days training didn't he.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Hi there, self diagnosed scout here.
Been watching this lad since his ancestor Legate Caius was in the XX legion. He’s an athletically built human male, he has two feet that he uses to control the ball, sometimes he likes to kick the ball to other footballers.
His XG is fair to middling as is his expected-mid sized-chances-created-on-a blood moon however his crayons-eaten-to-games-played is a lot lower than say Ross Barkley’s.
Overall I think he’s a footballer and it’s 50/50 Everton will sign him, either they will or they won’t. For more in-depth scouting subscribe to my YouTube channel which has plenty of terrible music over clips of players not really doing much.
Been watching this lad since his ancestor Legate Caius was in the XX legion. He’s an athletically built human male, he has two feet that he uses to control the ball, sometimes he likes to kick the ball to other footballers.
His XG is fair to middling as is his expected-mid sized-chances-created-on-a blood moon however his crayons-eaten-to-games-played is a lot lower than say Ross Barkley’s.
Overall I think he’s a footballer and it’s 50/50 Everton will sign him, either they will or they won’t. For more in-depth scouting subscribe to my YouTube channel which has plenty of terrible music over clips of players not really doing much.
Sharpies volley
Player Valuation: £35m
Brilliant in the great escape. So he might come in handy towards the end of the season.
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
Declan Tofu
A GOT classic.
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