Confirmed Signing Jake O'Brien

[Goat]

Obey - as in "do as I say"?

Yes.

 

[Mr Happy]

Is the lad actually any good? Has anyone seen him in a real life game of footy? I wouldn't know him from (Charlie) Adam.

Better teeth apparently

 

[tmgc]

Better teeth apparently

Albert Steptoe had better teeth than Charlie Adam

 

[Mr Happy]

Albert Steptoe had better teeth than Charlie Adam

And their horse

 

[Nymzee]

He's 23? Just how crap do you have to be to get a gig at Sky Sports.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

He's 23? Just how crap do you have to be to get a gig at Sky Sports.

Pickers, Jake and Jarred with Tarkowski as a backup.

With Maupay and Keane upfront, we are sorted.

 

[davep]

15 mil is great business, I imagine there will be add on and sell ons to make that a bit sweeter for Lyon, but as an initial fee it's great for us.

Young defender with great physical attributes that has went abroad and developed his game. The last kid we did that with is now worth 70+ mil.

Are we all agreed it's that same kid that Jake has been brought in to replace in a year's time?

 

[Cake]

If we’ve got that £17m over a 10 years contract with a pay him minimum wage as he plays for the first 250 games we will be regarded as PSR gurus!

Everyone will say, “Look at Everton. Let’s do it like them.”

 

[Terrarian]

All the J's Jake, James, Jordan, Jarrad, we're onto something here

 

[NathDogg]

Best of luck to the lad. Exactly the type of player we should be signing.

More than pleasing window so far, maybe bettered with a few more outgoings of dross, but if we still have Branthwaite at the end of it, I’ll be ecstatic.

 

[Milkman]

All the J's Jake, James, Jordan, Jarrad, we're onto something here

Jesper, Jack, Jeal

 

[Paul Rideout]

Pickers, Jake and Jarred with Tarkowski as a backup.

With Maupay and Keane upfront, we are sorted.

tallest team in the world...

and a stale French baguette.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

15 mill!

Is this the only picture of him these reporters have access to? full Phil Neville mode!

 

[Rob J]

Looks like could be a good signing. Bit more youth in the team and defo needs to lead to Keane leaving. Don’t think he’d get Tarks out the team though unless he starts well due to injuries and keeps him out.
Positive signing!

 

[Raino85]

All the J's Jake, James, Jordan, Jarrad, we're onto something here

Union J